Twi-Twoo
(ScruffyOwlet's
Worldview):
Truth is worth despair.
Life is worth deceit.
Reality is worth conflict.
Power is worth worry.
Love is worth sorrow.
Justice is worth cruelty.
Humanity is worth wrath.
Squeak-Rawr
(Puppetmonst's
Solution):
Good is ridiculousness.
Evil is pretentiousness.
Right is alleviating.
Wrong is burdening.
Justice is comedy.
Morality is humour.
And truth is inconvenience
—which is my convenience.
The meaning of life is ridicule
and may none be spared,
least of all myself!
